Friday, January 18, 2008

Don ...

He has always been a phenomenon. His following - legendary, and the aura around him - invincible. He's been a maverick, a rebel without a cause and the superstar we never had but have always craved for. He's as suave and merciless as the younger Corleone and as infallible as Mr Clark Kent's alter ego.

A few weeks back I had the chance to watch the Iowa Republican Primary results and saw Mike Huckabee's ad that was endorsed by Chuck Norris. Looking at Chuck Norris's facts doing the rounds on the Internet I realised a lot of them apply to our very own Don.

As he loses his single status a little later this year, this is my tribute to a friend, soul mate and my personal hero. Ladies and Gentleman ... from the United States of Apparala, weighing 70 kilograms and 165 cms ... The Don of all Dons ... The jack and master of all trades ... Nuthan Reddy Godhumalla ...

1. If you have five hundred rupees and Don Nuthan has five hundred rupees then Don Nuthan has more money than you.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Don Nuthan's computer. Don Nuthan is always in control.
3. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Don Nuthan has allowed to live.
4. Don Nuthan counted to infinity - twice.
5. Don Nuthan can divide by zero.
6. It takes Don Nuthan 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes of Television.
7. Don Nuthan once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

[Blogger's Note: The picture was taken when he came home to Vetlapalem ... Needless to say everybody at home absolutely adored him. ]

10 comments:

Himalay said...

Summed up well about the Don who ruled the BITS ..

simphony80 said...

Frankly, a nice tribute to our Don a.k.a Gudhaal Reddy... You forgot to mention the cult group (GNM) that always follows his ass... You know what I mean! Hope the fire that you have just started will burn the jungles of the internet and bring out the junglees to the party.

Jokes apart, one thing I have always admired about him was his networking skills. Absolutely adorable!

PS: You started your blogging with a post on your hero and you started the new year with a tribute to your hero... You are the truest follower of his ass after Verma!
PPS: A small correction in your post, AFAIK, he is from United Streets of Apparala!

Sudhakar said...

The "Divine omnipotent Nugget" alias DON is what i call Nuthan "GOD"humala. People have,had and shall have varied impressions of a person being called a don. It was one of my personal experiences i would like to share with ya people over here about the only DON i knew in BITS. As a fresher in BITS i was as usual timid,scared and pissed about the seniors in BITS cause of all the rumours i hear about the things they do during the fresher's period. I was so scared that i could not stay in my own Bhawan(RAM) and ran to Gandhi to hide myself from seniors.(Donnow what GNM meant by that time). Then one fortunate afternoon i got a call from one of my fellow fresher that a senior was asking for me. I was so sacred and kept on asking him how that guy looked?Is he rude?does he rag blah blah blah. When i entered the room with a cloud of fear on top of my head there i saw ur Soul mate/My brother wiping his ass on a study table with a bunch of juniors standing as if they are praying him. I got quizzed, harassed,molested and what not all done by him just sitting on the table without even stepping his feet on the ground:). Then i thought he might be the "One and only" please donot mistake it for Okka Magadu:) but TAGORE. After his so called obnoxious ragging for an hour or so he started to get down from the table. I already painted him to be the one "gigantic,huge,6 ft and tongue biting personality for all the beautiful babes out there in my mind, "but" "but" i suddenly felt as if a sudden splash of heavy ocean waves just hit my so called fresh painting and a completely different creature was sighted by me and i was awestruck after looking at him(Its left to your imagination to guess what were my thoughts about him in terms of looks and how i felt after looking at him:)). I was in awe of that famous little "Brother" from that point of time and i am sure i will be in awe of him forever. He is the one who cares for anyone and everyone and millions of guys like me fondly call him with love "Annayya". God bless this "God"mala with tones of happiness and all the worldly pleasures he wish for.

Rajesh said...

Anything i say about the DON is too less to talk about him.. In simple he is a guy "BORN FOR THE PEOPLE" Annayyaa Rockssssssssssssss

suresh said...

Thanks Venky for showing all this love, respect, devotion etc.. etc.. for the DON who is responsible for all we have achieved so far. I will take a moment to express my sincere gratitude to my “sideee” who aptly suits for the title “andarivaaadu – man of masses”… (though many may argue “andaridi – a woman of masses” as more suitable!!!).. Although everyone - be it seniors, juniors, mess workers, or MB’ites, showed a lot of respect (though many say “lust”) to this little DON, he never showed off any signs of a LEGEND. Indeed he is so caring and down to earth (though many point its becoz he is short) that he is always there to help anybody who came to him in need of help. He is there to offer anything (!!!) to anybody (though it is unfortunate that some people used this in wrong way). He is a selfless sex worker – I’m sorry I meant social worker (apologize for the typo – I couldn’t correct it as my backspace and delete keys are not working). His role as kingmaker in BITS is well documented – “Hero cycle” is all that this hero needed to swing votes from different bhavans in his favor. He is a strategic thinker too – a perfect example is his relationship with mam fox. He maintained a true political relationship with this lady (though many may claim some other relation) to get MB votes. He has got great reputation among other girls too - infact girls used to crave so much for him. But few people (mainly those who didn’t like his legendary status) tried to paint a different picture by spreading wild rumors like – some girl has said “vaadi peeru naa daggara etthaddu”. Infact only true friends like gnm’ites know what that lady has really said - “Nuthan peru naa daggara etthaku – I’ll get orgasms”. Such is his charisma!

We all shouldn’t care what other people say about our DON. We know he is THE ONLY DON, as shivp calls him- our Bhaijaaan! Salutes to my "sideee"..

shivp said...

that is a great tribute to the DON who taught the word "politics" to BITSians.. He was like Sonia Gandhi..never had a post but always enjoyed the "power"..

You missed his love life..I am giving the same here...

"Nuthan is a lucky guy to have got a girlfriend for each passing phase of his life.Nuthan befriends his vadina in his boyhood stage and studies with her till 10th class in Apparala. Then he moves to Vignan after completing his 10th class and he falls in love with his female tutor. Then he reaches BITS for engineering. There he finds MAMA*** who inspires him to work less and grow fat in life. The couple is known for their promiscuous sexual activities on campus. And ultimately he marries a girl - ?????? - of his parent's choice"

Shivp

simphony80 said...

Guys, I forgot the most original and relentless follower of Nuthan's Ass.. Nuvvu chelaregipora Suri.. I had a good laugh at few of your references.. I am still waiting for so many other junglees that owe Nuthan their very existence to come out and take this opportunity to pay tributes to our Gudhaal Reddy.. For now, Suri leads the ass hunting hands down (I have my backspace and delete key working)!

Paresseux (Lazy Person) said...

I was wondering all this while how could anyone fit in the innumerable attributes of our DON person into a single page and venky had a shot at it and i must admit that this is one of the apt descriptions that i've ever seen !

My picks among his attributes being:

There is no 'ctrl' button on Don Nuthan's computer. Don Nuthan is always in control.
Don Nuthan counted to infinity - twice.

Nuthan can do almost anything just that he chooses to do nothing, in order to give others an opportunity to step up to his standard. That is the reason he did have a single post in BITS.

He has a fan following community in orkut and that itself speaks that hez no ordinary person. I would strongly advise each one of you reading this blog to go subscribe to his fans community...

Hez like the Krishna of Kaliyuga, if you get to choose between him and a fleet of 20000 or more men to support you in a cause you would end up choosing him for his sheer presence is so impersonating that it would drive the opposition to a distance … (like the Pandavas got to choose between Krishna and his army … )

He almost convinced a Electronics professor that SC stands for Solar Cell and not Short Circuit. Such is his stature on campus …

His umpiring in cricket is in close resemblance with Steve Bucknor of the recent times. Just to pen down some of the resemblances his umpiring decisions have created so much uproar that the future matches between the two teams who played on that day were called off for life…

To sum it up … He will never have to walk alone all his life for he has an indelible impression on so many souls like me …. This is a tribute to a special man/woman/??

-- bs

Vijay said...

When I was Kid, I heard lot of stories which says that ‘there are so many kings but very few king makers’, ‘there are so many people but only few leaders’. My imagination could never help me to think of how a leader/kingmaker looks like…Even the people who told those stories to me could not explain how they look like, then I thought they are only stories and there is no one exists like a kingmaker/leader. All my childhood conclusions were proven wrong when I met Nuthan in Bits.
One story said, key to leadership is getting others to follow. I need not explain this attitude for nuthan..the above blog replies show how much he has…It really does not matter how foolish the people (I do not mean Pilli  ) who are following, it only matters whether they are people to follow or not.
Another story said, Leaders never do the things by himself and they make others to do…Nuthan was happily enjoying India Vs Pakistan cricket match in Common room and the rest of the GNM was in Gandhi and Krishna for campaigning…I do not mean to say Nuthan knows to take advantage of people..afterall he was the first leader I have ever seen. Nuthan is a very impulsive and emotional person. His desires have a power of expression that neither GNM nor others can resist them
Yet another story (my favourite story) which I really liked as a kid says that kingmakers never get caught. Who don’t know the examples of Venkat and myself visiting SWD office, GSU house and Disciplinary committee regularly, and our kingmaker as usual behind the scenes. After I met Nuthan, this story is no more my favourite story.
The stories about this lazy kingmaker go on … sex stories in Bits Campus (MAM FOX, MAN** RANI…etc) , special habits on every day morning at 5AM, giving a feeling that he does not like to see XXX, who can argue with someone who says dilsukhnagar is center of Hyderabad…....I am very much excited to hear new stories after Nuthan's bachelorhood...Good luck ra nuthan...

Shravan said...

Dude, I am looking for Nuthan's contact info - phone # or e-mail or both. Can you help me? I need to contact him ASAP.